Quick Manners is a Demon Unique rapier with no boss attached: it drops anywhere in Hell, most often from H2 up (rarer below that home difficulty, never above it), and nowhere else. Every copy is item level 110, and there 0.2% of what falls comes up Unique. It is built on Sovereign Galliard Rapier — step 6 of the Galliard Rapier line, item level 80 and up.

It always rolls the same numbers: +80 Power, +11% Attack Speed, +5% Melee Lifesteal, +114 Power, +18% Attack Speed, +42% Melee Damage, +29% Attack Speed and +12% Critical Chance.

One Unique drop in 40 is a Mythical copy: the same item carrying 15–25% Mythical Energy that boosts every stat on it and can never be changed; the 15% floor is 10 times as common as the perfect 25%.

On top of that it carries Quick Manners — Skewer casts 33% faster and its built-in crit chance doubles (10% to 20%), but the +50% first-target bonus is gone.

Wearing it hands you Skewer.

“Bow, stab, bow, stab. Nobody notices the bows.”